Everybody Hurts, well, at least their ears do…

Listen to it. I dare you…

(5 mins 22 seconds later)

Ahh good, I’m glad you also agree that this is the worst piece of shit since ‘Cascada’ covered ‘Last Christmas’… How dare Simon Cowell even think that this was anywhere near good enough to release to the public… I don’t even know where to start raging… All I can really tell you is that I’m shaking slightly as I type this so, that’s clearly not good.

The 21 “stars” including Leona Lewis, Rod Stewart, Mariah Carey, Take That, Kylie, Robbie Williams, Cheryl Cole, Susan Boyle, Michael Buble, Mika, James Morrisson, Alexandra Burke, Miley Cyrus, James Blunt, Jon Bon Jovi, Westlife and JLS, should all be shot on sight.

The, so called, artists that have been hand-picked by the richest prat in existence have done a thorough job at destroying a great song. I tell you what, if you already ignored the video above, good for you, you know what’s right. Those that didn’t should now rush to the music store/iTunes/Zune Marketplace and BUY THE ORIGINAL! I hope R.E.M. get a lot of publicity for this and NOT the 21 plus people that sing in the charity version.

I hate charity songs, I think in general. There is something inherently wrong with people who get together and do a bad job of a good song and then ruin said song for future people. It’s like what Crazy Frog did for Axel F. I was humming it at work one day and I overheard someone say “I can’t believe people like the Crazy Frog song”. If I were allowed to go mental at kids at the school, this would have been my ideal chance. I know it’s not a charity single but it has the ‘ruin factor’.

Bill Gates canĀ give $28 billion to charity… Why not record labels who make billions in profit? It would save the public being attacked by truly awful music…

Maybe I’m missing the point of charity songs, as the fat man at the end said: “It’s what it’s all about.” Earning money for charity. I say that if you want to raise money, donate generously to charity. I, personally, have made my donation to the unfortunate victims of Haiti, but I don’t want punishment for it…

I’m gonna go have a lie-down before the blood vessels in my face explode…

1 Responses to “Everybody Hurts, well, at least their ears do…”


  • I didn’t even get to the end of the song to hear the “fat man”

    If I only had the mind of Sheldon Cooper, his comments on twitter have; “brought down a…Muffin store”

    The only star I recognize is Rod Stewart and he was amazing yet I think he has gone past “it” a little bit.

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